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Sunday, December 19, 2010

I should get paid for watching infomercials.

I'm up early, or rather I wake up for a minute out of my sleep early because I am SO annoyed by this music and voice I hear on the TV.  It's my fault because I shouldn't have left the set on when I went to sleep.
I notice an exercise infomercial on that is hosted by Montel Williams.  I am IMMEDIATELY annoyed.  I don't like the demonstrations or the fact that in order to even find the price of some of these items you have to wait until the ENTIRE commercial is over.  It also bothers me that these are things I have no immediate use for, AB rollers, pasta cooker, food processors, steam machines, exercise videos......Tell me about something I need right away...LIKE LOW COST AUTO INSURANCE.  Have me call into your show for a quote over the phone and give me a countdown reducing the price like they do on those home shopping network channels.......
So now I decree, if you want to waste part of my life by bombarding my TV with these middle of the night shenanigans, then I expect a fair wage AND benefits!!!

Let's not waste anyone's time.  It's counterproductive.

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